Yes ladies and gentlemen, I, Riff Richards have quit my job. As awesome as it is to be out of a job you dont like, it is a bummer to not have money. If anyone wants to buy me a drink (or has any job leads) let me know. Thanks! -r'kins
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Well, my friend, welcome to the world of freelance. The main difference between unemployed and freelance is the letters 'U' and 'N'. These are also know as United Nations, which as most political critics say is neither employable or efficient. Therefore the only thing between you and making cheddah is getting out of the United Nations and selling your wares.
The other option is to file for unemployment. Free money! Just don't tell anybody, non-freelance people tend to have strange reactions.
I will be happy to buy you a drink. If you ever want to work as a PA, I'm sure that could also be arranged.
Beyond that, your job is to show up on Sundays and kick some bocce ass!
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