Yes ladies and gentlemen, I, Riff Richards have quit my job. As awesome as it is to be out of a job you dont like, it is a bummer to not have money. If anyone wants to buy me a drink (or has any job leads) let me know. Thanks! -r'kins
Well, my friend, welcome to the world of freelance. The main difference between unemployed and freelance is the letters 'U' and 'N'. These are also know as United Nations, which as most political critics say is neither employable or efficient. Therefore the only thing between you and making cheddah is getting out of the United Nations and selling your wares.
The other option is to file for unemployment. Free money! Just don't tell anybody, non-freelance people tend to have strange reactions.
@ 5:00pm Balls A' Plenty vs. Bocce Bots or Botched
SUNDAY, APRIL 6th:
@ 2:00pm Balls A' Plenty vs. Boccismo! or Bean or Petanque-dadonk
@ 4:00pm-6:00pm Semi Finals
@ 6:00pm Final Game
@ 7:00pm Awards Ceremony
And the Ballsy Award goes to...
COURTNEY, for her steady rolling and calm under pressure during two very difficult games. Way to go, Courts!
Previous Ballsy Award Winners
April 15th - Courtney Lagace
April 1st - Balls A' Plenty
March 25th - Josh Cotton
March 18th - Matt Drumm
March 11th - Erica Lay
March 4th - Jay Casey
Feb. 26th - Adam
Feb. 11th - Melissa Sands
Feb. 4th - Gabriel Ware
Jan. 28th - Victoria Patrick
THE BALLSY AWARD
This is an award that goes to the key player of the most recent game. It's a necklace that was forged in South America, and brought to the US by your Captian. As you can see, it's very ballsy. It is to be worn with pride by the current owner. It will be up to that person to motivate and support the team and to choose the recipient the following week. I hope to see everyone wearing this at least once this season.
The Team
Captain: Matt Drumm "Drummroll"
Courtney Lagace "Balls in Your Court"
Erica Lay " 'Ca-Ball"
William Laviano "Billy Balls"
Gabriel Ware "G-Force"
Jay Casey "Jables"
Melissa Sands "Sandy Balls"
Riff Richards "Gorilla Balls"
Josh Cotton "Cotton Balls"
Adam "Missing Balls"
Team Photo
The best looking team this side of Flatbush
2007 Spring Season Schedule
FINALS: Sunday, May 5th.
SEMI-FINALS: Saturday, April 28th & 29th
Games #12 & #2: Sunday, April 15th @ 1:45 vs. Che Palle & Rescheduled Match @ 2:30 vs. The Mighty Mudskippers
Game #11: Sunday, April 1st @ 3:15 vs.The Electric Company
Game #10: Sunday, March 25th @ 3:15 vs. Chewbocce
Game #9: Sunday, March 18th @ 1:45 vs. Any Given Sunday
Game #8: Sunday, March 11th @ 1:45 vs. Mount Suribocce
Game #6 & #7: Sunday, March 4th @ 2:30 vs. Boccenalia & 3:15 vs. Closer
Game #5: Sunday, Feb. 25th @ 2:30 vs. Bocce Bots
Game #4: Sunday, Feb. 11th @ 1:45 vs. Six Point Team
Game #3: Sunday, Feb. 4th @ 1:45 vs. Ralph Boccio
Game #1: Sunday, Jan. 28th @ 2:30 vs. Bocce Army
2007 Spring Season Game Standings
CURRENT STANDINGS: 7 Wins : 5 Losses
Game #12 | Loss | Balls A' Plenty 2|3|- & Che Palle 7|7|-
Game #11 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 7|0|7 & Electric Company 2|7|2
Game #10 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 7|6|7 & Chewbocce 3|7|6
Game #9 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 7|7|- & Any Given Sunday 1|0|-
Game #8 | Loss | Balls A' Plenty 6|7|6 & Mount Surribocce 7|3|7
Game #7 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 3|7|7 & Closer 7|2|6
Game #6 | Loss | Balls A' Plenty 6|1|- & Boccenalia 7|7|-
Game #5 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 7|3|7 & Bocce Bots 4|7|2
Game #4 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 4|7|7 & Dirty 1/2 Dozen 7|2|1
Game #3 | Win | Balls A' Plenty 7|7|- & Ralph Boccio 3|6|-
Game #2 | Loss | Balls A' Plenty 1|6|- & The Mighty Mudskippers 7|7|-
Game #1 | Loss | Balls A' Plenty 5|1|- & Bocce Army 7|7|-
2 comments:
Well, my friend, welcome to the world of freelance. The main difference between unemployed and freelance is the letters 'U' and 'N'. These are also know as United Nations, which as most political critics say is neither employable or efficient. Therefore the only thing between you and making cheddah is getting out of the United Nations and selling your wares.
The other option is to file for unemployment. Free money! Just don't tell anybody, non-freelance people tend to have strange reactions.
I will be happy to buy you a drink. If you ever want to work as a PA, I'm sure that could also be arranged.
Beyond that, your job is to show up on Sundays and kick some bocce ass!
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